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Elayne Boosler

American

August 18, 1952

Comedian

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Horse racing is waning in popularity.

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To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

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I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

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My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

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Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

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I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.

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I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

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Here is what is needed for Occupy Wall Street to become a force for change: a clear, and clearly expressed, objective. Or two.

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Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - all were imploded.

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I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what, 10, 12 years to live?

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My belief is that guns are too easy to get in America. My belief is that the NRA has bought much of our congress, to the point that guns are actually the only unregulated consumer product in America. Think about that. It's stunning.

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I like to go after the foibles, basically of beliefs that are held without question. If people still want to believe in their stuff after that, that's great - as long as they just have a chance to step back and look at it for a second. Sometimes, you don't even realize what you've been thinking for 20 years.

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